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"A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The...

A law professor once handed his students a case study that looked deceptively simple. Two neighbors, the story went, were locked in a bitter dispute. One owned a row of apple trees whose heavy branches stretched over the fence. Every autumn, ripe apples tumbled down—straight into the...