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    Quote Originally Posted by kidoggy View Post
    I farted while lifting a heavy object today. I had to apologize to the guy at the urinal next to me.
    dammit boy, nearly lost my morning beverage!
    My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fink View Post
    dammit boy, nearly lost my morning beverage!
    a blast from the past.
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    Speak too me "O'Toothless One!"

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    You know what will turn a mans stomach quicker than anything?

    Pair of warm breasts pressing on his back!


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    Quote Originally Posted by NE69 View Post
    You know what will turn a mans stomach quicker than anything?

    Pair of warm breasts pressing on his back!


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    yup nothing like a nice hot chicken breast.

    cept maybe biscuit an gravy edible underwear.
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    I knew a guy who was great at Russian roulette.
    He only lost once.



    why don't birds where pants?
    their peckers are on their faces.
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    Teacher asks the class to explain how technology

    has changed over the past 20 years.
    Girl says "My mom has a phone that can take and send pictures". Boy says "My brother has a door bell that shows him who is at his door and he can see it on his phone".
    Then Leroy says "My dad has a bracelet that tells the police if he leaves the house!"
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    I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

    My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

    Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?

    At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!

    One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans was not the correct answer there either.

    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

    Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-porn.

    A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."
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    Do you believe in clubs for women?

    Only if kindness fails.
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    You're killing me Kid!

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