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    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost....

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    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost....

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    A man tells his Priest "I have a strong desire to live for all eternity. What should I do?"
    "Get married" said the Priest.
    "It's that simple? Would that allow me to live forever?" He said.
    The Priest replied, "No, but the desire will disappear"
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    crack kills.



    hmmm.... weird , jimps post seems to have disapeared
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    what's the difference between a baby and a liberal?





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    The baby quits crying after a few years




    congrats to kavanough!!

    winning!
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    Man on honeymoon killed by shark

    The good news is that he didn't suffer much, as he had only been married 2 days.
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    It was the first day of the school year, and
    an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students.

    “What did you do this summer?” the teacher asked Suzie.

    “Me and my family went to the beach a lot,” Suzie answered.

    “That sounds like fun,” said the teacher. “How about you, Emma? What did you do this summer?”

    “Me and my family rode our bikes together.”

    “That sounds lovely,” said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to shy Mikey in the corner of the room.

    “What did you do this summer, Mikey?”

    “Nothing,” the boy responded timidly.

    “Did you do anything with your family?” the teacher asked, trying to draw Mikey out.

    “Yes.”

    “Did you go to the beach?”

    “No.”

    “Did you ride bikes?”

    “No, never!” the boy burst out. “We can never ride bikes together!”

    “Why not?” said the shocked teacher.

    “I don’t know,” explained Mikey, “but dad always said, when then mom and sis start ‘cycling together’, it’s time to get the hell out of town.”
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    A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
    The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
    He said, "I wish I were smarter".
    So the genie made him a Republican.
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    unfortunate book titles and authors

    The Yellow River by I.P. Daly

    My Life as a Lion Tamer by Claud Badly

    The Cellophane Kimono by Seymour Bush

    The Cream of the Russian Army by Iben Yerkinov

    The Broken Door by U.N. Hinged



    line in the sand by peter dragun
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    I think the book was Yellow River by I P. Freely

    And Chinese Population Explosion by WEE Fucm Yung

    Problem at Gas Pump by Who Pumpd Ethel


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