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    Quote Originally Posted by muleyfool View Post
    A jealious husband suspects his wife is having a affair. He leaves work early one afternoon and sneaks up to his apartment on the seventh floor. He opens the bedroom door to find his beautiful wife in bed naked and covered in sweat. He rushes to the open window and sees a man running down the fire escape putting on his clothes.
    In a furied rage he picks up the kitchen refrigerator and throws it out the window, hitting the man as he reaches the sidewalk.
    The jealious husband realizing what he had done has a massive heart attack and dies.
    At the pearly gates a man in front of him askes " how did you die?" the jealous husband replies " I had a heart attack when I killed a man that was having sex with my wife. How about you?". The man said " funny thing, I was late for work and trying to make time by taking the fire escape when a refigerator landed on me". The husband turned to the man behind him and asked the same question and heard "well you see, I was hiding in this refrigerator...?."
    sounds like an episode of threes company. you know the one where there was some sort of misunderstanding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidoggy View Post
    sounds like an episode of threes company. you know the one where there was some sort of misunderstanding?
    Don't recall that episode.
    But I'm thinking could be some poor bast..d trying to cool off after doin his business,drinking a beer while in the frige had one hell of a ride.

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    joe is having dinner at the country club with his wife. Along comes a sweet young thing who whispers a few words in joes ear, kisses his cheek, and moves on.
    joes wife, who has a great vocabulary and doesn't ever swear, says "What the hell was that?"
    joe: "Oh she's my mistress."
    Wife: "I'm divorcing you tomorrow."
    joe: Please think about it. You and I have a great life together and maybe you shouldn't divorce me because I have a new toy. If we divorce I don't think we can separately afford the shows, the cruises, the country club or two houses as nice as the one we have."
    So joes wife is actually thinking about it, and while she is along comes another young girl to where frank and his wife are having dinner. A few words and a kiss.
    joes wife: "What was that?"
    joe: Oh, she's franks mistress.
    joes wife, after much more thought: "Ours is prettier."
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