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    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost....

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    Aunt Becky

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    JimP how did you get a picture of me and my girlfriend,If my Wife sees this she's gonna kill me!

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    A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die some day," the leader of the discussion said, "and none of us really knows when, but if we did we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that inevitable event." Everybody nodded their heads in agreement with this comment.

    "What would you do if you knew you only had 4 weeks of life remaining before your death, before your Great Judgment Day?" the leader asked the group.

    "For those 4 weeks, I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted Jesus into their lives." one gentleman said.

    "A very admirable thing to do," said the group leader. And all the group members agreed that would be a very good thing to do.

    "For those 4 weeks, I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving my family, my church, and my fellow man with a greater conviction," one lady said enthusiastically.

    "That's wonderful!" the group leader commented, and all the group members agreed that would be a very good thing to do.

    One gentleman in the back finally spoke up loudly. " For those 4 weeks, I would travel throughout the United States with my mother-in-law in a Ford Escort, and stay in a Motel 6 every night."

    Everyone was puzzled by his answer. "Why would you do that?" the group leader asked.

    "Because," the man smiled sarcastically, "it would be the longest 4 weeks of my life."
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION


    tolerance of the nation ,makes the nation an obamination !

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    A police officer with a sniffer dog came up to me and said, "This dog is telling me you're on drugs."
    I said, "You think I'M on drugs? You're the one who thinks his dog talks to him!"
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION


    tolerance of the nation ,makes the nation an obamination !

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    Guido, the second son of a retired mafia Don was spending his second year in prison when one day he received a phone call from his father, who told Guido that he, the father, wanted to plant tomatoes but was too old to dig up all the ground in the garden.

    Guido told him that digging in the garden is a bad idea. You won't like what you find down there. Just leave it alone.

    Two days later a serious group of federal agents showed up at the father's home
    then thoroughly dug up the garden to find
    dirt, pebbles, and some rotten old
    roots.

    The next day Guido received another call from his father who said Guido my son, you have always treated me well and I have called you to thank you.
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    tolerance of the nation ,makes the nation an obamination !

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