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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtclod az. View Post
    i couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.then it hit me.
    i hate it when i do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

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    It hit me right between the eye bones!

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    Jewish man claims German shepherd attacked him without provocation and is calling it a hate crime.


    No one ever said life is fair.

    Except for that Russian dude who worked at the fair
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    The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

    "In moments of temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"

    A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: "How do you make it last an hour?"
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    It's been so cold in the Midwest......
    Flashers are refusing to open their trenchcoats. They just walk up to women and describe themselves
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    This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat!

    It was obvious that she thought her cat understood her.

    I came home and told my dog... We laughed a lot.
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    lol.and libs clamor for trump to be impeached!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Here's Hillary's "short" list.

    Was it the Russian Uranium Deal?
    Was it Wikileaks?
    Was it Podesta?
    Was it Comey?
    Was it having a sexual predator as a husband?
    Was it Huma Abedin's sexual predator husband Anthony Weiner?
    Was it because the Clinton Foundation ripped off Haiti?
    Was it subpoena violations?
    Was it the congressional testimony lies?
    Was it the corrupt Clinton Foundation?
    Was it the Benghazi butchering?
    Was it pay for play?
    Was it being recorded laughing because she got a child rapist off when she was an attorney?
    Was it the Travel Gate scandal?
    Was it the Whitewater scandal?
    Was it the Cattle Gate scandal?
    Was it the Trooper Gate scandal?

    OR....

    Was it the the $15 million for Chelsea's apartment bought with foundation money?
    Or her husband's interference with Loretta Lynch & the investigation?
    Or having debate questions stolen & given to her?
    Or her own secret server in her house?
    Or deleting 30,000 emails?
    Or having cell phones destroyed with hammers?
    Was it the Seth Rich murder?
    Was it the Vince Foster murder?
    Was it the Gennifer Flowers assault & settlement?
    Was it the $800,000 Paula Jones settlement?
    Was it calling half the United States deplorable?
    Was it the underhanded treatment of Bernie Sanders?
    Was it Bill's impeachment?
    Was it the lie about being under sniper fire in Bosnia?
    Was it the $10 million she took for the pardon of Marc Rich?
    Or the $6 BILLION she "lost" when in charge of the State Dept.?
    Or because she is a hateful, lying, power hungry, overly ambitious, greedy, nasty person?
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    A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans

    with a box of frozen crabs and

    asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.



    She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

    He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible

    for them staying frozen, mentioning, in an arrogant manner, that he was a lawyer,

    and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.


    Shortly before landing in New York,

    she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

    "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
    please raise your hand?"


    Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.


    There are two lessons here:


    1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.


    2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think!!
    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost....

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    Who else is coming to AZ Coues and Stink pig huntin' Chime in in case of emergency dirtclod Az..
    JimP has # Or PM me

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