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    Blonde astronaut's last words:
    Who farted? I have to open the window.
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

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    An Uber driver said to the teen passenger
    "What a coincidence, you're the second pregnant girl I've driven home tonight." "I'm not pregnant," she laughed. "You're not home yet," he replied.
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

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    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost....

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    A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

    His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.

    His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

    A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!”

    Well, the wife was dissappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

    She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?

    His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

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