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    Start Sat.with a giggle.Now for X-Mas shopping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtclod Az. View Post
    Start Sat.with a giggle.Now for X-Mas shopping.
    dang!!! it's about 37 days to soon for that nonsense. last year I got everyone I know a car freshener at the local quick stop.

    not all were happy but they smelled better.


    this year ,I was thinking forever stamps.

    they good forever
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    Young Chines couple, Honeymoon night ,

    Neither had ANY experience in Nuptials.... she quickly runs to the bedroom and gets under the covers, giggling.

    HE is standing at the foot of the bed undressing.

    Thinking quickly, he says" I do anything you want me to do, you just tell me what you want me to do!"

    she thinks for a moment, then slowly smiles and whispers " I want you make number sixty-nine"

    his expression goes blank, and he looks puzzled..."you want....... Beef and Brockory?"
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    Another chuckle...I start X-mas shopping in early Oct.,Simple stuff..A can of Pringles+one for me.A bag of Swedish fish + one for me etc.Now I'm 10lbs overwieght and my spareroom is full of emergency rations in case X-Mas is cancelled and we have a Nor-Easter in Az. I'm A Fart Smeller'...I MEAN smart feller'.

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    When I die, I want to go like my grandfather,

    peacefully, in his sleep.
    Not yelling and screaming, like the people in his car.
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    An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door. She says to him: "Hey Granddad, why don't we give it a try?"

    He says: "No thank you. That is no longer possible for me."

    It was a slow night, so the hooker says: "Oh, come on, what have we got to lose; let's give it a try."

    So, they both go inside and he acts like the young man he used to be.

    "Oh my goodness," says the hooker breathlessly afterward, "I thought you said sex was no longer possible for you."

    Says the old man: "Oh, my body is still highly capable; it's the paying that is no longer possible."
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    Welcome to my world.

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    A blonde decided to paint a room.When her husband got home,he asked why are you wearing an Alaskan and Winter coat?She replied,The can said for best results apply 2 coats.

 

 
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