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    Yep thats what it's like in the off season,
    but during the summer you build up too much
    friction and you burst into flames!

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    I got sumthin to say!
    it's better to burn out then just fade away!
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION


    tolerance of the nation ,makes the nation an obamination !

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidoggy View Post
    I got sumthin to say!
    it's better to burn out then just fade away!
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    When all the trees have been cut down, when all the animals have been hunted, when all the waters are polluted, when all the air is unsafe to breathe, only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

    Cree Prophecy

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    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost....

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    Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was nearly killed in a traffic accident?

    Some dick cut her off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimP View Post
    lol, tru dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Why do they sing " take me out to the ball game

    When they're already there ?
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    tolerance of the nation ,makes the nation an obamination !

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    Charlie decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

    “I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,” she explained, “I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”

    “Don’t worry,” Charlie said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”

    The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

    About nine months later, Charlie got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

    He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?”

    “Yes, I do.” said Bob

    “Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?”

    “Yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, “I have to admit that I did.”

    “And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?”

    Bob’s face turned red and he said, “Yeah, sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?”

    “She just died and left me everything.”
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