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    My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother".

    Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said...

    "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad!"
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    When all the trees have been cut down, when all the animals have been hunted, when all the waters are polluted, when all the air is unsafe to breathe, only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

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    The Chillin' better be on all the beer he's going to
    need to keep you occupied for the next 4 hrs.

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    I wouldn't wish that on anybody

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    I wouldn't wish that on anybody
    she's much easier to get along with when yer hung.
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION


    tolerance of the nation ,makes the nation an obamination !

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    Father: "Son, you were adopted."

    Son: "I knew it ! I want to meet my biological parents !"
    Father: "We ARE your biological parents - now pack up, the new ones will be here shortly."
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    tolerance of the nation ,makes the nation an obamination !

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidoggy View Post
    she's much easier to get along with when yer hung.
    Ya i thought about hanging myself on a dailey basis

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    Please help

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    Please help
    why you wearin diapers??????
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION


    tolerance of the nation ,makes the nation an obamination !

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    jocularity

    Quote Originally Posted by kidoggy View Post
    she's much easier to get along with when yer hung.
    Thats what she said.


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