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    There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse.

    He heard a noise, so he looked inside. Lo and behold, there was an Indian down in the hole.

    The cowboy said, “How long have you been down there in that awful hole?”

    The Indian replied, “Many moons.”
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

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    A couple from texas, Buck and Thurleen, married
    after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dallas down to a motel in Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Buck reaches over and puts his hand on Thurleen’s knee.
    Thurleen smiles, blushes and says, “Oh Buck, we’re married now, you can go farther than that!”
    So he drove on to Laredo.
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

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    Apparently 1 in 20 people live next door to a pedophile.
    Not me. I live next door to a really hot, sexy 14-year-old.
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    And we see the Dark Side Again...

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    Three guys are fishing on a lake when an angel appears in the boat with them.
    The first guy gets over his shock and humbly says to the angel, "I've suffered from back pain for years. Is it too much to ask that you help me?"

    The angel touches the man's back, and he feels instant relief. The second guy points to his Coke-bottle glasses and asks if the angel could cure his poor eyesight. The angel tosses the man's glasses into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's vision clears, and he can see everything distinctly.

    The angel now turns to the third guy, who throws up his hands in fear. "Don't touch me!" he cries. "I'm on disability!"
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

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    Weiner out of the hole

    Anthony Weiner has been released from federal prison. Let the Weiner jokes begin.



    weiner /holder 2020
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

 

 
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