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Earthquake in Vermont. Roads not affected.

GOVERNMENT JOB. DUE TO CUTBACKS......... WE HAVE TO FIRE JOSE.

"What's your dream job?" Well, in my dreams, I don't work.

HOW TO FOLD LAUNDRY LIKE ME: 1. FOLD IT IN HALF. 2. FOLD IT IN QUARTERS. 3. PUT IT ON THE PILE. 4. WATCH AS MY WIFE ANGRILY REFOLDS IT.

Apple's Pregnant Man Emoji is officially available today in every skin color. This way people of all races can show the world they failed biology.

I went to my nearby pharmacy and asked to speak to the pharmacist on duty. As I waited, I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them on the counter. The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"...