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  1. Thread: jocularity

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    Three blondes girls were walking in the woods... ...

    Three blondes girls were walking in the woods...
    and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could...
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    you can but it's probably not legal.

    you can but it's probably not legal.
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    in all my years hunting I have never had anything...

    in all my years hunting I have never had anything stolen. knock on wood. lol


    guess I was lucky to grow up an Idahoan!
  4. Thread: jocularity

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    A young naval student was being put through the...

    A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
    “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?”
    “Throw out an anchor, sir,” the student replied. ...
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    no. you are correct . it is not. it is a...

    no. you are correct . it is not.

    it is a result of our ME ME society
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    lol. we have all had an experience or two with...

    lol. we have all had an experience or two with this mentality of individual.

    when I was younger I was fly fishing a river and some idiot comes walking up the bank , wades into the water about 30...
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    that is why there is a two week limit on how...

    that is why there is a two week limit on how long one can keep a campsite here.
    can't speak to how it is everywhere but I have NEVER found finding a campsite to be terribly difficult.
    ...
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    you do get sympathy from me. I don't care how...

    you do get sympathy from me.
    I don't care how long the tent was empty . nor do I care if it was in the backcountry or merely set up on the side of the road. I believe you are allowed to keep a spot...
  9. Thread: jocularity

    by kidoggy
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    My wife came home with 4 bottles of whisky,6...

    My wife came home with 4 bottles of whisky,6 boxes of wine, 3 cases of beer and 2 loaves of bread.
    "Are we expecting company?" I asked.
    "No," she replied.
    "Then why did you buy so much bread?"
  10. Thread: jocularity

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    Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too...

    Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

    Too Mennonite.
  11. Thread: jocularity

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    One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little...

    One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on...
  12. Thread: jocularity

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    yeah . I was able to sneak out for a few hours...

    yeah . I was able to sneak out for a few hours yesterday.

    only saw a few does and one lil 2x2.

    thought about shooting him as I am not going to be able to get out much this season but in the...
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    Went walking the dogs the other day day and...

    Went walking the dogs the other day
    day and some bloke says to me "are they Jack Russells?"

    I said: "No mate, they're mine."
  14. Thread: jocularity

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    Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the...

    Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers. “Thank you for flying with us. The weather is....”
    Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, “OH MY...
  15. Thread: jocularity

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    unfortunate book titles and authors The Yellow...

    unfortunate book titles and authors

    The Yellow River by I.P. Daly

    My Life as a Lion Tamer by Claud Badly

    The Cellophane Kimono by Seymour Bush

    The Cream of the Russian Army by Iben...
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    I'd go with don't git me nuthin and I won't git u...

    I'd go with don't git me nuthin and I won't git u nuthin.
  17. Thread: jocularity

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    A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed...

    A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
    The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
    He said, "I wish I were smarter".
    So the genie made him a Republican.
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    It was the first day of the school year, and an...

    It was the first day of the school year, and
    an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students.

    “What did you do this summer?” the teacher asked Suzie.

    “Me and my family went to...
  19. Thread: jocularity

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    Man on honeymoon killed by shark The good...

    Man on honeymoon killed by shark

    The good news is that he didn't suffer much, as he had only been married 2 days.
  20. Thread: jocularity

    by kidoggy
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    what's the difference between a baby and a...

    what's the difference between a baby and a liberal?





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    The baby quits crying after a few years
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    I prefer to skin em and cool them as soon as...

    I prefer to skin em and cool them as soon as possible. if you have game bags anyhow , it should not be hard to keep meat clean.



    besides ,I am a LAZY bastid at heart and would rather not pack...
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    no wonder your boared with it. he had to make...

    no wonder your boared with it.

    he had to make a video...., it was a Kodiak moment.
  23. Thread: jocularity

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    A man tells his Priest "I have a strong desire to...

    A man tells his Priest "I have a strong desire to live for all eternity. What should I do?"
    "Get married" said the Priest.
    "It's that simple? Would that allow me to live forever?" He said.
    The...
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    lol and lets 'not forget the best part of the...

    lol and lets 'not forget the best part of the manuals …, you get all that in 4 languages,
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    those willing to curl up for the night under the...

    those willing to curl up for the night under the nearest tree are always the ones who kill year after year after year.

    the secret to consistent elk hunting success is 1% skill ,1% luck and 98%...
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