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    I'm not generally squeamish but…...

    As the title says…….
    I don't particularly like spiders or snakes…. (The rattle snake den video did make me think twice).
    I'll even go in the pump house with a can of Raid or take on a snake with a shovel or pistol.

    One of my hunting partners gags every time he opens up an elk or deer.
    I guess everyone has something they can't handle.

    I think I found my "Fear Factor" task last night.
    I've been known to be a little cheap and the routine visits to the Vet for my lab have been getting old.
    Finally, last month the vet said to me…. "this is really not a big deal, you can clean out your Labs ANAL Glands yourself".
    Hey, I like saving a few bucks, how hard could it be?

    I watched all the YouTube vids, read 10 internet articles, and was armed with vassoline, latex gloves, and baby wipes. I even had my wife along moral support. Nothing prepared me or my pup for the traumatic next 10 minutes. There should have been a label "Contents under pressure". I don't think the grass or my romeo slippers will ever be the same.

    I think I'll just pay the $35 every time my girl does the carpet scoot.
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    There are Youtube videos of that? Seriously? Now that aint right! LOL!
    "Now two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I fee. One is the colors that fly high and proud The red, the white, the blue. The other one's got a rattlesnake With a simple statement made "Don't tread on me" is what it says and I'll take that to my grave. Because this is me. I'm proud to be American and strong in my beliefs. And I've said it before but I'll say it again 'Cause my family's always fought and died to save this land. And a country boy is all I'll ever be."

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    That is funny! I feel bad for you, though. We tried that with our little Corgi. Not so fun. We leave it to the vet or groomers now. You were more prepared than us, we actually probably should do it again. Oh my does that stuff stink, too! Our shepard mutt just takes it like a pro now. The first couple times she was like what the h*** are you doing back there freak? Are you just going to watch these guys do this to me? but it must help because now she doesn't mind. I will have to remember the tool kit you had with you, and maybe add in a respirator for when I decide that it is a DIY thing again to save money, too. By the way are those the same slippers you got your elk in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by againstthewind View Post
    our shepard mutt just takes it like a pro now.
    tmi! Tmi! Tmi! Lol!
    "Now two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I fee. One is the colors that fly high and proud The red, the white, the blue. The other one's got a rattlesnake With a simple statement made "Don't tread on me" is what it says and I'll take that to my grave. Because this is me. I'm proud to be American and strong in my beliefs. And I've said it before but I'll say it again 'Cause my family's always fought and died to save this land. And a country boy is all I'll ever be."

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    lol, I could have worded that a little better, dang it.

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    Never dun it. Did have a dog spray me on the way to the vet. after getting mauled by the neighbors rots. I gagged and heaved all the way there!
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    Me and my lab is best friends.... But, she can clean her own anal glands.
    My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fink View Post
    Me and my lab is best friends.... But, she can clean her own anal glands.
    Hahahaha! Agreed!

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    this is some funny shiz..... yuck and no way am i doin that, come to think of it i wonder if thats why that gal stunk so bad a while back, she needed an anal cleanse......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ivorytip View Post
    this is some funny shiz..... yuck and no way am i doin that, come to think of it i wonder if thats why that gal stunk so bad a while back, she needed an anal cleanse......
    OMG... Bahahahahaha! DEEEEEEEEEESQUSTING!!
    My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

 

 

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