Congrats on Goliath, BTW. Sounds like a whopper, stud, prairie-donkey goat.
Good story hard stalk.....lol
And great pic... I can see his horns well.
-NRA Life Member
Haha! This is getting hilarious.
*some guy shoots a buck*
"WOOOO! YEAH BABY! WE JUST LIT OUR HAIR ON FIRE! Look at this monster! This is Ol Two Ears. He's got this ear right here, and over here he has another one almost identical. Very symmetrical! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! GIVE ME SOME!"
"I tell you what(pauses to catch breath). We got Bushnell trail cam pictures of this joker. He been walking through here at night to eat from the food we seen planted for him. This realtree AP made us invisible and with our new 2013 scent preventer technology, we were able to sit up here in this tree and he never knew we were here! I drew back my new Deerwhacker 958 bow and FLUNG THE HAMMER AT THIS JOKER! KABOOM SHACKALAKA!!"
"I want to thank Big Deer Farms for their outstanding work with the genetics of these deer. Their fences are top of the line, high quality stuff. And to the amazing Front Porch Outfitters. Just an awesome hunt. He'll score maybe 280, 290. Look at the mass on this joker! No tag soup for me this week, Goliath has fallen! Just goes to show how hard work, and long hours in the wilderness can pay off. Nothing can top a DYI hunt, where to have to battle the elements and everything nature can throw at you."
"Back up the truck! Toss him in and lets go play the guitar by the fire!"
So was this Goliath you harvested a 10 pointer?
Hardstalk, thats funny! I've never heard a story that starts out with "So there I was" that wasn't funny.