Page 27 of 27 FirstFirst ... 17252627
Results 261 to 267 of 267

Thread: jocularity

  1. #261
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    idaho
    Posts
    1,395
    Thanks
    360
    Thanked 604 Times in 395 Posts
    Congratulations
    291
    Congratulated 82 Times in 28 Posts

    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.... The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
    "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
    "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

  2. The Following User Says Thank You to kidoggy For This Useful Post:


  3. #262
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    Cedar Rapids, IA
    Posts
    221
    Thanks
    139
    Thanked 48 Times in 33 Posts
    Congratulations
    0
    Congratulated 18 Times in 5 Posts
    Just seeing this...

    Man, this is a few days old now-but its goooooood!

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337Z using Tapatalk
    Last edited by Prerylyon; 01-14-2018 at 07:49 AM.

  4. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Prerylyon For This Useful Post:


  5. #263
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    idaho
    Posts
    1,395
    Thanks
    360
    Thanked 604 Times in 395 Posts
    Congratulations
    291
    Congratulated 82 Times in 28 Posts
    mother knows



    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
    while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and
    the roommate than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

    John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure.

    "

    So, he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

    Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But, the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom.

    Lesson of the day: Don't lie to your mother.
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

  6. The Following User Says Thank You to kidoggy For This Useful Post:


  7. #264
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    idaho
    Posts
    1,395
    Thanks
    360
    Thanked 604 Times in 395 Posts
    Congratulations
    291
    Congratulated 82 Times in 28 Posts
    A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
    They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

    The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed
    the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth
    but the man stared straight ahead.

    The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out
    of sight under the tablecloth.
    Still, the man stared straight ahead.

    The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqu? and worried that it might offend
    other diners,
    went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man:
    "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

    The man calmly looked up at her and said:

    "No, she didn't .......... she just walked in."
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

  8. #265
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    idaho
    Posts
    1,395
    Thanks
    360
    Thanked 604 Times in 395 Posts
    Congratulations
    291
    Congratulated 82 Times in 28 Posts
    One man's trash is another Man's treasure?


    Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

  9. #266
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    idaho
    Posts
    1,395
    Thanks
    360
    Thanked 604 Times in 395 Posts
    Congratulations
    291
    Congratulated 82 Times in 28 Posts
    Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

    Because every time they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle.
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

  10. #267
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Sweet Home Alabama
    Posts
    1,047
    Thanks
    316
    Thanked 292 Times in 217 Posts
    Congratulations
    57
    Congratulated 27 Times in 11 Posts

    Quote Originally Posted by kidoggy View Post
    Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

    Because every time they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle.
    Holy crap I spewed Mt Dew all over my computer!

 

 
Page 27 of 27 FirstFirst ... 17252627

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •