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    I came across this picture of helen keller and her cat. it was so touching I had to share itClick image for larger version. 

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    oh come on guys, if you can't laugh at that yer daid inside.
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    Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.
    It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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    Two couples were playing cards when Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

    Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

    Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

    When Dave arrived home he asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Then Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?"

    Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

    "Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust."
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidoggy View Post
    Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.
    It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
    You're killing me!! LOL

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    I shouted at my wife while she was in labor

    "Push honey! Come on and push! You have to push harder!"

    She said: “Stop talking to me you cretin!”

    I mean what did she expect? It's an old car and if she wants to get to the hospital we need to get it started somehow...
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    These are a great way to start the mornings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Againstthewind View Post
    These are a great way to start the mornings.
    jump in if you have any good jokes to tell
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    Ha ha that’s funny right there.

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    #244, I?m never loaning anyone money!

 

 
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