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    hopefully, this makes you laugh.
    respect the spectra!
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    i'm surprised that lil ol kia can handle the weight.

    whose the chick that kilt the moose?
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

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    Overheard at the Psychiatrist's Office

    "So, tell me again why you resent your parents, Lesby Anne..."
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    There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from an airplane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.

    No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off."

    After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping
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    A mean lookin' cowboy was sitting by himself in a Saloon. He was a pretty intimidating sight, so no one bothered him as he downed a few whiskey and beers. After chugging his last drink he slammed some coins on the tabletop and got up to leave. Right after he left though he came storming back in and said,

    "Listen up you mangey bastards" and everyone, terrified, immediately fell silent.

    "Someone done took my horse. Now here's what's gunna happen. I'm gunna order me another drink, finish it, and when I walk back outside this time my horse BETTER be there or else I'm gunna do what I did in Texas... and believe me, I don't want to do what I did in Texas!"

    Like he said, after he finished his drink he walked outside and sure enough, someone had returned his horse. He was getting on it when one of the bar patrons ran up to him and sheepishly asked,

    "Sir I don't mean to bother you but I just have to know, what did you do in Texas?"

    The cowboy looked at him square in the eyes and replied,

    "I walked home".
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

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    A man from an eastern big city decided to leave it all behind and move to a remote ranch out west. His nearest neighbor was 10 miles away. After a few months of solitude his day was interrupted by the sound of a horse approaching his ranch house. His nearest neighbor rode up and introduced himself and welcomed him to the area. He told him he was going to have a party at his ranch to welcome him to the area. "There'll be drinking, dancing, gambling and wild sex". After thinking about it, the newcomer asked "What should I wear?" The rancher replied " It don't matter, it's just gonna be the two of us."

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    A medieval Knight had to go fight a great battle

    So......he fitted his wife with a Chastity Belt and gave his best friend the key.

    "If I don't return after a year, release her so she can live a normal life"
    he told the friend as he handled over the key. then the Knight jumped on his horse and rode off to battle.

    An hour later, a horse rushed up behind him. It was his best friend.

    "You gave me the Wrong Key!"
    AS GOES THE CHURCH, SO GOES THE NATION

 

 
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