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    Two hunters are out in the woods

    One of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
    “I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”
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    What do you call......a dog with no legs?

    it doesn't matter because he won't come anyway.
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    My 9-year-old nephew showed me with pride the "Telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans....



    I pulled out my cellphone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in japan !"
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    Religious Cowboy

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a wolf walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the wolf's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the wolf. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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    A Trump voter, Hillary voter and a Bernie voter all lived in the same house. Last Tuesday morning the house burned to the ground. Why was the Trump voter the only one to survive? Well, Tuesday is a work day.
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    Democrats are smart, but only when

    a Republican is President.
    My reasoning--
    A democrat is President, a radical muslim shoots up an Army base while yelling "allahu akbar", and democrats say "We may never know the motives for this."
    A radical muslim shoots up a nightclub while telling the 911 operator. who he called during the shooting, that he was doing it for islam, and democrats say, "We may never know the motives for this."
    A republican is President, a white nationalist drives a car into a crowd of radical democrats and within minutes democrats say, "We know the motive for this."
    You democrats should always vote republican, it's the only time your brains seem to work.
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    Father and son cannibals spot a beautiful girl showering naked under a waterfall. The son asks: "Shall we take her home and eat her?" "No," says the father. "We'll take her home and eat your mother."
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    What is hardest week of the year 4 Democrats? the hardest week of the year for Democrats is the week between Christmas and new years when there are no more nativity scenes to protest, and 1st graders aren't back in school learning proper condom usage



    eez funny cause eets true
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