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  1. Thread: jocularity

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    Kidoggy, Bonecollector and Colorado Cowboy were...

    Kidoggy, Bonecollector and Colorado Cowboy were sitting on a park bench one day.
    Bonecollector says, "Man, I think being 60 is a terrible age. I always have to take a leak, but when I go I barely...
  2. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    There once was Gary who was raising three...

    There once was Gary who was raising three daughters on his own. Gary was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the...
  3. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    Today is a very sad, sad day. A good friend of...

    Today is a very sad, sad day. A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work...
  4. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    At Heathrow airport in England, a 300-foot red...

    At Heathrow airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Trump strode to a warm but dignified hand shake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a silver...
  5. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    A man walked into a therapist’s office looking...

    A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.”

    “What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired.

    “Well, I’m 35 years old and I...
  6. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    A farmer drove to his neighbor's house and...

    A farmer drove to his neighbor's house and knocked on the door. A boy about 9 answered the door.
    "Is your dad or mom home?" asked the farmer.
    "No, they went to town." replied the boy.
    "How about...
  7. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    2 young brothers, 6 and 4, were outside playing...

    2 young brothers, 6 and 4, were outside playing one day, when the oldest declared that it was time for them to learn how to cuss.
    The older one said "When we go inside for lunch I'm going to say...
  8. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met at...

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
    "Since this is the holiest of days, you must each have something representing the holiday in order to enter."
    The...
  9. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    Hillary called Trump and announced that Supreme...

    Hillary called Trump and announced that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburgh just died and wanted to know if she could take her place. Trump replied, "It's OK with me if it's OK with the funeral...
  10. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    How Canada got it's name. One cold winter night...

    How Canada got it's name.
    One cold winter night long ago there were some French trappers sitting around the fire trying to stay warm. They looked around at the surrounding scenery and decided they...
  11. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    I rode my bicycle to the liquor store the other...

    I rode my bicycle to the liquor store the other day for a bottle of Scotch. I put it in the basket for the ride home. I then thought that if I fell off my bike, I might break the bottle, so I drank...
  12. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    One night as Bob was in his bed, he died in his...

    One night as Bob was in his bed, he died in his sleep. When he got to the Pearly Gates he pleaded with St. Pete that he wasn't ready to die and would do anything to go back to earth and be alive. St....
  13. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    Two guys were out hunting when they found an old...

    Two guys were out hunting when they found an old abandoned well. They couldn't tell how deep it was so one found a stone and dropped it in. They both leaned over to hear and finally heard a distant...
  14. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    A hillbilly girl went out on a date with a guy by...

    A hillbilly girl went out on a date with a guy by the name of Clarence. About an hour later she came back home with her hair messed up and her dress torn. Her Daddy asked what happened. "Oh, Pa...
  15. Thread: Other Hobbies

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    I've ridden off-road motorcycles since '74. I...

    I've ridden off-road motorcycles since '74. I rode enduros up to '99 and still ride Dual Sport events a couple times a year. My wife finally talked me into a road bike so she could ride with me. She...
  16. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    A man from an eastern big city decided to leave...

    A man from an eastern big city decided to leave it all behind and move to a remote ranch out west. His nearest neighbor was 10 miles away. After a few months of solitude his day was interrupted by...
  17. Thread: jocularity

    by Fttpow
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    Two guys were speeding down the highway in their...

    Two guys were speeding down the highway in their car. They were pulled over by the State Patrol. The officer got out, approached the car and asked for the driver's license and registration. After the...
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